Sanity Free Coding

$last_online_date = date('d. F Y H:i', $bf2_player->stats['lbtl']);

$difference = ((time() - strtotime($last_online_date))/60);
//15 is the amount of minutes since last_online that you want as a treshold for showing if the player is online or not.
if ($difference < 15) {
    $online_status = "Online";
}
else {
    $online_status = "Offline";
}

$file_contents = str_replace('<online_status>', $online_status, $file_contents);

$time_played = $bf2_player->stats['time'];   
   
//Counting time_played
$days    = floor($time_played/60/60/24);
$hours   = floor(($time_played-($days*60*60*24))/60/60);
$minutes = floor(($time_played-($days*60*60*24)-($hours*60*60))/60);
$total_time_played = "$days days $hours hours $minutes minutes";

$file_contents = str_replace('<time_played>', $total_time_played, $file_contents);